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Thursday, October 28, 2010

My Dating Deal Breakers

smoker
no woman is that good looking


short
not into spinners


her son is her life
then I will always be number 2 - and we all remember what #2 is


badmouths ex
badmouthing ex-spouses or ex-boyfriends is like a chain letter - at some point she will scratch off the last name and add you to the list


dope
I don't care who uses what substance. I just don't want to be in the car when she gets caught.


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